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the advantages of standing upright on a wave, considering the choices

the last wave before dinner

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more women in the surf means no more problems. 1 of a series

Women though do belong in the surf, and they belong all around it. This can used to our advantage.

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the shaka .. why do we all have to be so HAWAIIAN?

It's ok to be gay - that's what the Shaka could be.

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surfing. the sacred hours and how a happy marriage eliminates them

Those not familiar with the sacred surfing hours might find the information below helpful.

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longboarders, their positive side

The women never change. Only the long-boarders grow old.

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the mathematics of surfing – (1) the 5 definitions.

this two may change

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this ok for friday is it?

john fahey - poor boy

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owning warriewood and what it entailed.

Cook was the one with the megaphone, his initials were engraved on it. Pity he couldn't read a weather map. Then Boof showed up.

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the glass brasserie – a review of events.

Noisy rips them down one by one, stares at them the way a man stares at a ransom note - and he immediately starts shouting at the nearest three people.
Join us in a Luke Mangan kitchen as we do lunch.

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why kneeboard riders cannot be trusted

Kneeboarders ..! All that pretentious humility.

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Letter to mr. gordon merchant am osa – billabong doesn’t have to suck.

This is what you were Mercho, and you have to ask yourself - where did that guy go?

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surfing elitism and what often goes wrong. meet no-nails knut wrangle.

A surfer is able to maintain a mystic stoicism that even the most beautiful women are unable to penetrate. Waimea does that to you, or Malibu.

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main beach byron bay, reading waves and oral sex.

Nobody else can catch him. They're just milling around out there getting closed out and whumped as he streaks out of the pack again.

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being a surfer and losing condition. the wetsuit zip.

This ocean sport has no rules and no joining fees - it's open slather out there and egos play with whales.

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postcard from suffolk park

Two women lying face to face by the low dune, talking. Miranda Kerr with her back to me and a dusky Nefertiti topless. Just a glance.

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the road trip –

This year he wants a shot at Lennox and the longer the bastard talks the bigger the chance is that we will actually take him out there.

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postcard from the goldie

Surfing, satin sheets and red fingernails.

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longboarders, how to deal with them one at a time. with prejudice.

Once longboarders were like us; savage and uncompromising, greedy and slit-eyed, cold-blooded and cunning. Handsome, virile and able to leap tall buildings with a single stride.

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lennox head is for learners.

How can it bad be to have thousands of Japanese and Brasilians going home with no idea as to how to ride a wave, despite the lessons.

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