retirement, and its implications
Like where to live when the home becomes too large to maintain, and the kids don’t give much of a fuck.
Euthanasia Close
Easycare Acres. You Die, We Bury, We mow.
Be Japanese. The Fukami Gardens. Like where .. the
Coffin Gardens
Where Am I Garden Village
The Morgues Estate
The Home of Secured Sleep
Heavenly Heights. Die Low, Aim High.
Seal Me Up, Scotty.
Lots of Plots. We Do Deals.
Mull Me Up, a crematorium for Stoners.
Grave Acres
A Hole in the Ground by the River Estate
Bury Me Tidy Secured Riverside Bowlo and Easydeath Facilities
A Room, A Riverside, and The Last Breath Motel
Death With Dignity, we dry clean daily
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At Heavens Gate – we deliver
Hells’ Bells Estate …. You rang?
Karma Valley – if at first you don’t succeed…
Being dead is cool, morgues do that.
go bear go
Happy endings – we look after stiffs
I want an autopsy, but only if they have a hatchback
Dying on the job can be a good thing, but where to send the cheque?
Yiddish coffins; never mind the quality, feel the width
hangonaminute, where’s the lifetime guarantee?
Doctor Doctor, give me the news, and shout it into my ear, because I’m turning blue
Hey, It is a one way street. See you all at the end of the road.
Cremation is the new black….you’ve already taken up too much space. I suggest you take a 12” ruler and a pair of glasses. RIP
Far Coffin, Forever . . . .