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retirement, and its implications

Like where to live when the home becomes too large to maintain, and the kids don’t give much of a fuck.

Euthanasia Close

Easycare Acres. You Die, We Bury, We mow.

Be Japanese. The Fukami Gardens. Like where .. the

Coffin  Gardens

Where Am I Garden Village

The Morgues Estate

The Home of Secured Sleep

Heavenly Heights. Die Low, Aim High.

Seal Me Up, Scotty.

Lots of Plots. We Do Deals.

Mull Me Up, a crematorium for Stoners.

Grave Acres

A Hole in the Ground by the River Estate

Bury Me Tidy Secured Riverside Bowlo and Easydeath Facilities

A Room, A Riverside, and The Last Breath Motel

Death With Dignity, we dry clean daily

14 Comments Post a comment
  1. At Heavens Gate – we deliver

    January 5, 2013
  2. Karma Valley – if at first you don’t succeed…

    January 5, 2013
  3. Being dead is cool, morgues do that.

    January 5, 2013
  4. Happy endings – we look after stiffs

    January 5, 2013
  5. I want an autopsy, but only if they have a hatchback

    January 5, 2013
  6. Dying on the job can be a good thing, but where to send the cheque?

    January 5, 2013
  7. Yiddish coffins; never mind the quality, feel the width

    January 5, 2013
    • hangonaminute, where’s the lifetime guarantee?

      January 5, 2013
  8. Doctor Doctor, give me the news, and shout it into my ear, because I’m turning blue

    January 5, 2013
  9. Hey, It is a one way street. See you all at the end of the road.

    January 6, 2013
  10. Mark Tuffy #

    Cremation is the new black….you’ve already taken up too much space. I suggest you take a 12” ruler and a pair of glasses. RIP

    January 6, 2013
  11. Far Coffin, Forever . . . .

    January 7, 2013

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