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surfers are wankers

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surfers sinus and premature ejaculation.

With surfer's sinus the key to delaying a rush of sea-water coming from the nose is not to look down. This is crucial.

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a message of peace and tranquility to senor carlos santana – the byron blues fest

this needs to be done

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how the surfer in you knows he’s dying at the office

Here's a test to see if there is any of the real surfer left in you.

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juan – juan cutting back

He's done a Colombian neck-tie on the wave. Cut its throat.

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what you need in order to get a good job is a solid employment record. like mine.

No drinks before five and no drugs before midday. This is basic. No shoes, no haircuts. No shaving. No worries.

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mccauslan’s answer ….

there are prizes

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the bolt chewer

Lismore is a little to the west of Byron Bay - that place on the coast where everybody wears towels

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dead cows, wild dogs, men with guns.

Only a shooter knows the feeling.

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image. being peter troy.

The smell of hot sugar on the roads

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point joe online. something mr derek hynd didn’t want anyone to see.

Larry the Tragedy. This grave judgement from somebody as unblemished as Mr D Hynd.

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the wandering jew

the spiderwort

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