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Mar 5
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surfers sinus and premature ejaculation.
With surfer's sinus the key to delaying a rush of sea-water coming from the nose is not to look down. This is crucial.
how the surfer in you knows he’s dying at the office
Here's a test to see if there is any of the real surfer left in you.
the surfing literature panel. byron bay.
- and Shearer just whickered away at his dagger blade up the back by the door. Stone on steel.
this is how some sessions begin in the carpark
Fragile boards are destroyed in an instant. Some surfers shred all the skin off their hands as they grab at anything that might steady their uncontrolled tumbling amongst the sharp edged stones.
This is The Fear.
wavepools. where it can go wrong.
We will be slobbering for a share of them because surfers have no shame. We never did, but now we have some money.
the manoeuvre that has no name.
With The Manoeuvre it's either the best of times or the worst of times.
inertia and surf dr. guillaume barucq – how your jock itches
Everybody is looking at his groin now
play the surfer, anywhere
You only own a wave when you're on it, like you only own the air when you breathe it.
how to dominate in the surf, just naturally
men who have been world champions walk the streets; they can be trailed through woolworths, their trolleys eyed.
how to be a prince of men amongst a kingdom of kooks
- or how to be a leader in the line-up
leg ropes, how they betrayed us.
Line up the last 35,000 surfers who threw their money at suspect charter-boat operators working western Sumatra - bring them in
steve shearer, the hunt for lobster
The two basic rules of surfing are that - you have to be on a wave - you have to be on your feet.
alex leonard,his floater, his pink rashie.
what we don't need to see is the dance floor kit in the water.
adonis had a pig bite his arse. how it all fits in.
Muscles are like money, they get wasted.
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