surfers who work ~ apprentices
why it is inadvisable to want to be an apprentice, but on the other hand ... discussed
Posts from the ‘Surfers who work’ Category
Sep 10
surfers who work ~ the ride
Not many surfers work, those that do sometimes own cars - we examine this peculiarity
surfers who work – the smoko
Apprentices are generally regarded as a subhuman species in the construction industry and when not used for fetch and carry duties are told to go away to some distant corner of the workplace and either dig large holes or fill them in.
surfers who work ~ drugs of choice
The taking of drugs during the working day is completely unacceptable and is not condoned by the writer, except ..... /read on
surfers who work: what to eat?
A famished bricklayer, who has little objection to the taste of his own bitten down and encrusted fingernails, will hurl an untasted fresh baked steak and onion pie to the ground in a fury at having to consider eating the unordered onions. A cautionary tale about life in a building site.
surfers who work ~ where to lunch?
A soft grassy patch under a shady tree that is also open to the sea breeze is considered sacred ground and as such is hotly protected from all other incursions.
surfers who work ~ what to wear?
The temptation to rip a piece of metal from the unresisting flesh of an apprentice may well be impossible to resist - kindly take this as a warning.
surfers who work ~ ambience in the workplace
Neighbours to the site should also be expected to have towels, wetsuits and surfboards draped hung and lent on their fences and shrubs. They should expect that their water supply be made available, their daughters admired, their cars ridiculed, their driveway rights ignored, and their hearing diminished.
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