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postcard from suffolk park

Two women lying face to face by the low dune, talking. Miranda Kerr with her back to me and a dusky Nefertiti topless. Just a glance.

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the road trip –

This year he wants a shot at Lennox and the longer the bastard talks the bigger the chance is that we will actually take him out there.

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postcard from the goldie

Surfing, satin sheets and red fingernails.

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longboarders, how to deal with them one at a time. with prejudice.

Once longboarders were like us; savage and uncompromising, greedy and slit-eyed, cold-blooded and cunning. Handsome, virile and able to leap tall buildings with a single stride.

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lennox head is for learners.

How can it bad be to have thousands of Japanese and Brasilians going home with no idea as to how to ride a wave, despite the lessons.

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surfing food and women – the bawley pizza

The hidden right that rears up around the headland down there and travels 300 yards to its brutal end against the cliffs. More unforgiving slabs.

But first, dinner.

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where is christian fletcher, on this?

I’m for promoting this image. Surfers were always meant to be ungovernable.

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the corporation and what troubles you

Everybody in marketing plays squash and lives close to Darlinghurst Road. You suspect their sexuality, generally speaking.
And nobody knows the feeling.

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how to get the girl. the australia day technique.

Australia Day – it’s either biff a leb or chuck a ranga into the ute. This is how it’s done.

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the lennox. lunch.

Gone are the suntanned thugs who would lean over the balcony and chuck empty kegs onto the roofs of cars fleeing back to Sydney.

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australia day, as it were

Jimmy’s no problem, if he wants trouble then happy days eh?

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california omelete. a road recipe.

food and surfing – then everything else

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the meeting. the kyogle sausage.

Police have charged two men after allegedly seizing cannabis plants worth more than $3 million from a property near Tenterfield / Kyogle

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realsurf reporting. we did it for noodles.

Surf reporting – Step one. It’s all good.

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a post by mike mantalos

My blog nemesis and I have shared some ugly times, though I maintain that my effort was educational.

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subterranean homesick blues. dylan.

dylan looking like bowie – stoned-folk doing early rap.

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the adventures of rick oahu ~ 4 ~ the ballina flight

Fighting wonder of the modern world. Gentleman. Salt of the earth. Goofy foot.
Super man.

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the saloon bar. frances.

Better to be alone, don’t you think.

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the warriewood cave club

Warriewood sucks … !

That’s what I yelled out as he sprinted past me, back around to the guillotine’s take-off. We kind of knew eachother.

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the karaoke room – another version

The blonde guy, a useless Dutchman with faultless Hawaiian windsurfing credentials and the business brain of a Timor monkey wants to play dice games

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the hotel gym – hong kong

The young lady slipped off her satin tracksuit bottoms in order to better massage her upper thigh muscle-sheath

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marriage checklist – or, why a long engagement is a good thing.

This is a surfing site, basically, so that’s where the pillars are sunk – the foundations.

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a long weekend at crescent head – beginning at

That girl you like you took surfing ..? all that happened …..

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south – the rescue. story 15

earlier times. tom and fontana. the honeymoon. the hawkesbury winds. Jack teague R.A.N. and rescue ted.

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south – the rock platform. story 14

hawsers, rough water, snapper gullys. going fishing. another thong.

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