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Posts tagged ‘Northern Rivers’

why chicks don’t dig you – the toes.

Why surfers' toes are a FAIL

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marrying a surfer – category 2

Aged anywhere between twenty-five and forty, members of this category write their choice of surfing destinations for the coming weekend in their work diary only after they have completed extensive Internet research involving reading synoptic charts

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property for sale – northern rivers

The 10 hectares available for sale is somewhat infected by a wild marijuana growth on its borders that may be the result of windblown seed contamination from the distant Nimbin communes.

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euclid, toilet tiles and one percenters

They all watched me as I left the building, dozens of them standing around their bikes with their women, but I sensed a respect as we drove away, for the violent have always deferred to the daft.

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