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surfers and their role in the decline of wealth and loss of western influence.

Miki Dora, the prophet of the eventual economic collapse of western civilisation. Read it here first.

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drowning but not quite waving

These two didn’t die today as they made the side of the channel and waded onto the bar

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mrs wooley’s end

The lady who lived alone on the fourth floor.

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through the hotel window, mick’s $20

Mick has long taken to the drink like a lot of Ballina men, and he likes the first one early and the lack of it has determined that he lose a little dignity in his morning routines.

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brian’s resignation speech

The day's menu had not been printed and a special celebration gastronome menu used six months previously had been placed on the tables instead. Somebody had written an unthinkable blasphemy on the specials board.

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you should have been here last century, bro ..

Yeah .. ! I was a surfer 50 years ago and you weren't there, or born even ..

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wealth, it knows me not.

So sweat on localism, get in for your goodly share, there’s more of you than them.

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one thousand years – john’s eternity

We had nothing but hunger and greed and the tracks we laid are now highways.

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andy c and the bikini bottom

Nobody was sexist in the 60's - that came with freedom of expression.

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me and the duke of edinburgh

he wished me good luck and walked on ..

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people search

There is nothing here for you,

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how to behave socially if you are a surfer (amended)

The rules of social engagement for the surfer on the town.

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Mr. K. Slater, bare-arsed and unashamed.

a revisit

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why chicks don’t dig you – the toes.

Why surfers' toes are a FAIL

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the slaughterhouse, the cooking room.

A dark passageway, all the walls wet and over there a young man racking up a firehose. He watches you pass by. The smell in here is overpowering.

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the engine fitter

Wordless, he beat Vince insensible, and then left him by the roadside. Roadkill.

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blasphemy rottmouth

There are a billion blogs on this planet

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justin beiber, his sorrow, and what it means to professional surfing

Justin Beiber doesn't surf, yet - but he might.

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the dongguan dormitory

The chinese board factories

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the vacant lot

Somebody screamed, and a sudden violence overtook the village.

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