people search

Sorry about that.

If you have come here for a little titillation then go no further, there is nothing here that will assist you. Although it could be to your personal advantage to have a look in the mirror after dinner and give yourself an uppercut. Then go out and get a good job doing something useful.

– and thanks for coming by, don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.

This particular post is about some of the more peculiar search terms that have been used to successfully find this place over the last twelve months. A blog we all secretly hoped would be one of deep literary merit and clean humour, like Kurungabaa – or good old Blas Rotto’s dead blog. Good enough for the kiddies.

A grouping of search terms, of sorts:

Bras – men

man in bra

fat dude wearing bra (has a ‘dude’ got a specific sex?)

boys in bras (heh heh, no .. not you Kobes, you de boys in de bra, bro ..)

chinese man wearing a bra (probably upside down)

manboobs bra

Who are these people and what do they want? Is there an underclass of folk out there fixated on men’s breasts and what is used to contain them? – and not a ‘ Kate Moss in a bra’ anywhere, wimps ..!

Humping

nude women humping

gay humping

naked humping

humping naked (somebody should introduce these two ^)

naked women humping 

humping women (this is beginning to sound like a medical condition)

women humping women

nude humping

What’s with this humping? There are a million other words in common use that describe the physical act of sexual congress between anyone and anything, or maybe all this ^ is the same guy (and he has to be a yank – aussies would substitute rooting for humping and poms would use something obscure in classic latin). At least the regular people out there aren’t looking for husbands humping wives.

Breasts

audrey hepburn nipple (good luck with this one brother, and let me know if you find one a pair)

audrey hepburn boobs (^ same guy, same need)

stephanie guys tits (we had to send this upstairs, … no idea)

guy with big tits

hold up your man-boobs (just added today)

fat man with boobs

fat man boobs

huge man tits (what ..?! … huge man or huge tits? – we prefer specifics here)

guy with big tits

fat guy with manboobs (you know he means fat guy with womanboobs)

guys with tits (how many would you like .. per guy, …  five – three?)

old man tits (this one is a worry)

manboobi

man in bra (he’s back)

Notice how no-one wants to see a little guy with small tits.

Others

boy ejaculation (yeah, .. me too)

toilet knee drag (we need help on this one, and hopefully he isn’t looking for what we think he’s looking for)

перетащить туалет колено (he’s russian, that’s all I know)

tented spunky shorts (probably a new billabong brand)

wet male model

hot surfer male models (check the ASP listing, they all have hot female publicists)

a cut your hair from your lips (woman with moustache? sexy woman with moustache?)

nude musclemen

hot surfer stud (somebody remembers Occy, how nice)

german muscle men (it’s always the krauts isn’t it)

gay nudes blogs 

nude jews (whatever turns you on mein khaver)

woman having baby on the dance floor movie (we’ve googled this, and even they cannot help)

painted naked cows (well, that excludes all the cows in trousers)

born this way underwear (somebody out there is still chewing down magic mushrooms, and good luck to you)

gay butcher rubber apron (no no NO!)

naked woman leaning over (leaning over what ..? A little subjectivity would be nice)

厕所膝盖拖动 (well hellooo china .. )

toilet tiles (this one needs to be introduced to mr toilet knee drag ^)

cunnilingus (not the healthiest sexual pursuit these hepatitis days but at least he has the spelling right)