people search
Sorry about that.
If you have come here for a little titillation then go no further, there is nothing here that will assist you. Although it could be to your personal advantage to have a look in the mirror after dinner and give yourself an uppercut. Then go out and get a good job doing something useful.
– and thanks for coming by, don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.
This particular post is about some of the more peculiar search terms that have been used to successfully find this place over the last twelve months. A blog we all secretly hoped would be one of deep literary merit and clean humour, like Kurungabaa – or good old Blas Rotto’s dead blog. Good enough for the kiddies.
A grouping of search terms, of sorts:
Bras – men
man in bra
fat dude wearing bra (has a ‘dude’ got a specific sex?)
boys in bras (heh heh, no .. not you Kobes, you de boys in de bra, bro ..)
chinese man wearing a bra (probably upside down)
manboobs bra
Who are these people and what do they want? Is there an underclass of folk out there fixated on men’s breasts and what is used to contain them? – and not a ‘ Kate Moss in a bra’ anywhere, wimps ..!
Humping
nude women humping
gay humping
naked humping
humping naked (somebody should introduce these two ^)
naked women humping
humping women (this is beginning to sound like a medical condition)
women humping women
nude humping
What’s with this humping? There are a million other words in common use that describe the physical act of sexual congress between anyone and anything, or maybe all this ^ is the same guy (and he has to be a yank – aussies would substitute rooting for humping and poms would use something obscure in classic latin). At least the regular people out there aren’t looking for husbands humping wives.
Breasts
audrey hepburn nipple (good luck with this one brother, and let me know if you find one a pair)
audrey hepburn boobs (^ same guy, same need)
stephanie guys tits (we had to send this upstairs, … no idea)
guy with big tits
hold up your man-boobs (just added today)
fat man with boobs
fat man boobs
huge man tits (what ..?! … huge man or huge tits? – we prefer specifics here)
guy with big tits
fat guy with manboobs (you know he means fat guy with womanboobs)
guys with tits (how many would you like .. per guy, … five – three?)
old man tits (this one is a worry)
manboobi
man in bra (he’s back)
Notice how no-one wants to see a little guy with small tits.
Others
boy ejaculation (yeah, .. me too)
toilet knee drag (we need help on this one, and hopefully he isn’t looking for what we think he’s looking for)
перетащить туалет колено (he’s russian, that’s all I know)
tented spunky shorts (probably a new billabong brand)
wet male model
hot surfer male models (check the ASP listing, they all have hot female publicists)
a cut your hair from your lips (woman with moustache? sexy woman with moustache?)
nude musclemen
hot surfer stud (somebody remembers Occy, how nice)
german muscle men (it’s always the krauts isn’t it)
gay nudes blogs
nude jews (whatever turns you on mein khaver)
woman having baby on the dance floor movie (we’ve googled this, and even they cannot help)
painted naked cows (well, that excludes all the cows in trousers)
born this way underwear (somebody out there is still chewing down magic mushrooms, and good luck to you)
gay butcher rubber apron (no no NO!)
naked woman leaning over (leaning over what ..? A little subjectivity would be nice)
厕所膝盖拖动 (well hellooo china .. )
toilet tiles (this one needs to be introduced to mr toilet knee drag ^)
cunnilingus (not the healthiest sexual pursuit these hepatitis days but at least he has the spelling right)
I love how Peter posts the subject, chastises the reader and proceeds to titilate himself.
I love the way you see right through my charade Michael – you have the voice of reality and I love that too.
As soon as I saw this I thought Pete has had enough of the hamburger hits! How is this one working out for you?
hey pk
there are some really wonderful people out there, very imaginative and eager to learn new things – the hamburger is still a winner though.
Voice o who Peter?
when you chat with that loose lip Cliff, tell him to include a map to his secret Taiwan spots (?).
security breach I tell ya and for fucks sake, the dude made me promise on the bible I don’t believe in to keep his indo secrets hush.
I think the doc is getting very lonely over there….
– and here’s me thinking that Taiwan has empty beaches. The joint is catching the same disease we’ve had for thirty years – corporate sponsorship
Has Clif sent you a photo of him in a nylon jumpsuit yet? With plastic shoes?
Probably makes that “swish” sound every step he takes.
Poor bloke, escaped to China to find it crowded…. Hotel California without the champagne greeting.
tented spunky shorts – what an image…hehehehehe
I was disgusted by the search terms Jo, completely disgusted .. and only reproduced them here out of a sense of social responsibility – disgusting as they are.
Nevertheless, and despite the disgusting nature of the enquiries I am happy to expose this, the disgusting side of the internet.
I just checked mine and got:
st patrick poen – WTF is that ?
erection beach – I’m not even gonna go there
fötus
сверхъестественное
kiwi bloke farmer singlet gumboots stubbies – yep that about sums it up
miért jó a planking
more depressing 99%
germs-coloring pages – huh ???
star wars chocolate mudcake
very interesting…
but a lot cleaner than yours – hehehehe
сверхъестественное
– not so clean JB, I happen to be fluent in Armenian
hehehehehehehehe
🙂
that’s soooo funny
but I KNOW what it really means…and it’s RUSSIAN…
oh and BTW
厕所膝盖拖动 = toilet knee dragging
перетащить туалет колено = drag the toilet knee
what the hell did you post ???
something about goofyfoots