taking a girl surfing ~ the manual ~ (3) how it all ends
Remember the ancient dictum: Once with a woman, twenty times with a wave - Know your pleasure(s).
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Mar 30
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taking a girl surfing ~ the manual ~ (2) travelling north
Nothing can prepare you for this test; on the one hand we have nestled beside us a beautiful woman full of the juices of love, and on the other a desperate man six hundred miles away from his love of juice
taking a girlfriend surfing ~ the manual ~ (1) meeting the parents
Now the general plan for the evening is to chuck a couple of towels, the wetsuit, a spare T-shirt, the old boardies, the girl and a few bits of fruit into the boot and tie down at least two boards on the roof.
taking a girlfriend surfing ~ the manual
I've never seen a woman laugh when somebody farts, and I've never met a woman who has admitted to issuing such a warble. Further proof of their indefinable strangeness.
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