larry’s surf report – 7 feb 2003
a backwater of bluebottles, stagnant piss and unwashed backpackers
Posts tagged ‘North Avalon’
May 2
the north avalon conspiracy
Like most surfers Larry takes an empty carpark score anytime he gets handed one
the road trip –
This year he wants a shot at Lennox and the longer the bastard talks the bigger the chance is that we will actually take him out there.
you’re only as good as your last wave
Why you should stop surfing at 29 for the sake of the youth.
session at south avalon
He confided to his little lady that all surfers are saints and the youth of today are an example to all the ages.
serial killers and surfboat crews
There’s going to be blood and misery out there, pain and humiliation; but after it’s all over some kind of kinship can develop between the sides.'
a summer story
Right now Doug decides to pull back the dressing on his ulcer for a looksee, and the swollen wound swallows half his hand before some babe wearing a black lace hanky strolls past, all silky wobble and perve. We observe the moment with a tranquil and hormonal grief as Ken retires into the dank shadows for another piss. Five an hour is the usual but who’s counting.
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