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retirement, and its implications

Like where to live when the home becomes too large to maintain, and the kids are in the wind.

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Easycare Acres. You Die, We Bury, We mow.

Be Japanese. The Fukami Gardens. Like where .. the

Coffin  Gardens

Where Am I Garden Village

The Morgues Estate

The Home of Secured Sleep

Heavenly Heights. Die Low, Aim High.

Seal Me Up, Scotty.

Lots of Plots. We Do Deals.

Mull Me Up, a crematorium for Stoners.

Grave Acres

A Hole in the Ground by the River Estate

Bury Me Tidy Secured Riverside Bowlo and Easydeath Facilities

A Room, A Riverside, and The Last Breath Motel

Death With Dignity, we dry clean daily

14 Comments Post a comment
  1. Bukit Bear's avatar

    At Heavens Gate – we deliver

    January 5, 2013
  2. Bukit Bear's avatar

    Karma Valley – if at first you don’t succeed…

    January 5, 2013
  3. peterbowes's avatar

    Being dead is cool, morgues do that.

    January 5, 2013
  4. sjhell's avatar

    Happy endings – we look after stiffs

    January 5, 2013
  5. peterbowes's avatar

    I want an autopsy, but only if they have a hatchback

    January 5, 2013
  6. peterbowes's avatar

    Dying on the job can be a good thing, but where to send the cheque?

    January 5, 2013
  7. peterbowes's avatar

    Yiddish coffins; never mind the quality, feel the width

    January 5, 2013
    • peterbowes's avatar

      hangonaminute, where’s the lifetime guarantee?

      January 5, 2013
  8. peterbowes's avatar

    Doctor Doctor, give me the news, and shout it into my ear, because I’m turning blue

    January 5, 2013
  9. mikeavalon's avatar

    Hey, It is a one way street. See you all at the end of the road.

    January 6, 2013
  10. Mark Tuffy's avatar
    Mark Tuffy #

    Cremation is the new black….you’ve already taken up too much space. I suggest you take a 12” ruler and a pair of glasses. RIP

    January 6, 2013
  11. Patti Fogarty's avatar

    Far Coffin, Forever . . . .

    January 7, 2013

go ahead