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australia day, as it were

The Queen of Australia, like it or not.

Today is the day we can get together with a few mates, grab the barbie and the eskies and head on down the road to the few acres that old Jimmy owns. That piece of land he’s never used. Good spot for the day with all that grass and a creek for the kids to swim in, perfect for us today.

We can set up down there, lay out the pitch for the cricket match and the place is ours if we get there early enough – there will be enough of us to scare off anyone else who fancies the place, and bring plenty of piss.

Jimmy’s no problem, he’s had the place for about a hundred years and has done bugger all about it, besides, he’s a bloody coon/wog/dago/abo/slope/chink/lebo .. if he wants trouble then happy days eh? Bastard walks around like he owns the place anyway.

– and bring the kids, they need to know what Australia Day is all about.

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  1. Bowsie, Kennedy and Thomo, freeloading at my place, send address for Jimmy’s place I will send them up there.

    January 26, 2012
    • only if they’re Irish ..

      January 26, 2012
      • and don’t forget the sunscreen.

        January 26, 2012
        • Mike, this ^ is Patti, she’s from Lismore. That’s just south of Ballyrafter Flats.

          So she’s in.

          January 26, 2012
  2. or the oysters

    January 26, 2012
  3. You can never go wrong with beer and pizza…

    Have a happy day y’all!


    January 27, 2012

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