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boys in another land.

The eastern brown


A few of us took the itinerant’s path after High School – The 36 hour train ride from Sydney to Melbourne and then on to the South Australian border. Old wooden carriages crammed with men of all ages, all nationalities, all heading for the picking season and labour hire, the fruit orchards and grape fields. The red dirt and the desert heat.

How the carriage stunk with cigarette smoke and the heavy air of unwashed clothes. Men played cards or slept on the floor, drunks rummocked away their displeasures here and there. The single toilet became unuseable after two hours and the open-air link between the carriages was used for all disposals.

They bussed us from Mildura station to a church hall somewhere to the west and we stood against the walls inside as the growers stepped up in turn to choose their pickers from the forty men available. The last four chosen were Chalky, The Big Queenslander, Neville and The Cockney. They were the youngest. The ones with their insolent youth, long hair and soft hands. Ian’s new men. He pointed at them one by one then jerked his thumb to the door. A couple of growers laughed it up as they walked past him.

The lads followed Ian out. He pointed to his ute. They threw their bags and cases in and climbed up after them. Two months away from the sea.

What fool suggested we do this …

Twenty miles of dusty roads, beardown heat and endless agriculture ordered to the horizon like columns in a bookeeper’s ledger. Foreign lands. Two months picking grapes, fourpence a bucket. Sundays off.

Saturday nights for fighting and drinking in Mildura, wandering the streets and into Church Hall dances looking for girls. Girls who shrank back against the walls as we rollicked in.

Accommodation was two small shacks, only one had a kitchen, both had been empty for almost a year and the hessian ceilings writhed with bug larvae. Wire cots hardly covered by straw palliasses, one small clean fridge. The nearest drink was in Mildura, 20 miles away. The toilet a hole in the ground with four walls and a tin roof. The owner’s wife stood on her kitchen step glowering at us, she must have known he had the last pick of the men this season.

Every fly in creation, small black snakes, scorpions, biting ants and two miles away an Aboriginal encampment, the Yerre Yerre. A hard place.

Out of bounds, said the owner. Under no circumstances, said the owner. I’ll drive you to the train station meself and kick your sorry arses back to the Big Smoke, said the owner.

‘ – and fuck you too, ‘ grumbled Chalky.


Neville and the Brown Snake.

All four pickers and Ian were standing around the stack of empty fruit boxes. Chalky was holding a large wooden stake, Neville a long bladed shovel and the Big Q’lander his rifle. Ian the owner stood leaning against his tractor rolling a smoke and having a think.

He had taken off his old felt hat and his spare-haired skull looked white and vulnerable in the hard sunlight.

What do reckon it was? ‘ he asked

‘ A snake, ‘ this from Chalky who was nervously moving in and back from the woodpile. Ian shook his head.

‘ It was a brown mate, ‘ said the Queenslander. ‘ big bastard too. What do you reckon? ‘

The owner took a little time getting his smoke alight and when he finally managed it he stuck the greasy hat back onto his old head.

‘ Someone go and git some rope. ‘

The Cockney trotted over to the tractor shed, followed by three cattle dogs and the farm cat. Trotted back with an armful of rope.

Youse blokes all stand over there out of the way just in case it makes a run for it. ‘

Chalky took a few steps back. The Cockney stood firm with the ropes over his shoulder, his hands in his pockets. Neville raised his shovel over his shoulder and hungrily raked the boxpile with his eyes. The Big Q’lander, out of sight on the other side just farted loudly, twice.

Judged nervous.

‘ Ok, two of youse grab an end each from the Pom and walk the rope around.’

Chalky and the Big Q. encircled the boxes with the rope and then presented the ends to the owner who tied them both onto a tractor stanchion. He jumped on and started the ignition. Everything disappeared in a cloud of roiling black smoke as the owner wrestled his way past burning oil and unresponsive gears.

‘ Ok, git set, she’ll come out pissin’. ‘

He quickly backed up the tractor ten feet, the rope tightened up around the pile of boxes and down they came in a dusty tumble.

(Note: The Brown Snake has the second most toxic poison of all Australian species, second only to the Taipan. It can move extremely quickly over open ground and will bite aggressively and repeatedly. Death is inevitable without treatment and is almost immediate.)

‘ AAAAAHHHH … !!! THERE IT IS !! ‘ and after this shriek of warning Chalky dropped his stake, turned and fled.

The Brown Snake whipped out low and fast from under the collapsed boxes before suddenly stopping and rearing up on its lower body. Everybody but Neville stood rooted to the ground as they watched, fascinated, as the reptile swayed and weaved that part of itself that stood a metre above the ground.

Eye to eye to them all.

Come and get me.

– and Neville, displaying all of the attributes of his dour and pragmatic cricketing ancestors – took two quick steps forward and caught the snake’s poisonous head an almighty and ringing blow with the steel shovel-end.


They would wait around the street outside the Astor theatre watching us – we were the only ones with money on a Saturday night. Kids from the eastern cities, boys who had seen the sea in its endless immensity. The Yerre girls couldn’t comprehend a living liquid plain that raged one day and was docile the next.

We were all the same age and we sat at the back of the upstairs stalls hoping that a Mildura street approval meant we had some company for the show. The girls always came in after the lights were turned off – rustling past us, fragrant – squeezing past our knees. In the dark.


18 Comments Post a comment
  1. Rusty Steele #

    Argh… I knew I shouldn’t have read this one. I hate snakes with a passion and know I’ll have nightmares for the next three sleeps.

    June 30, 2011
    • They like to slide into your bed during the day rs, and when you are asleep at night they slither up your pyjama leg and coil up on your chest –

      June 30, 2011
      • Rusty Steele #

        You’re not being nice dad. I’ll sleep in the car tonight just to make sure.

        June 30, 2011
  2. Mate of mine woke up one morning, opened up his eyes and the snake struck him immediately – in the eye – he’d slept in his car and the beasty came in through the aircon gap ..

    June 30, 2011
  3. Rusty Steele #

    Sounds like a female I dated once.

    June 30, 2011
  4. I don’t hate snakes, but I am very respectful of them, having been born and bred in a snakeless nation. I wouldn’t know one from the other.

    Great read, Peter, I could really see the visuals all the way through!

    June 30, 2011
  5. Davo's Liver #

    Plenty of snakes here. I would have used gasoline and a match to flush Mr. Brownie out, how hard are fruit boxes to come by anyway?

    June 30, 2011
    • $30 bucks a throw in Bangalow dave – joke eh

      July 1, 2011
  6. Karen #

    One day Pete I am going to read back through all your stories and make a list of all the jobs you’ve had. I think we’ll find that you truly are Everyman.

    July 1, 2011
    • hey karen

      I used to make the mistake of putting them on some early resumes when I started working in desk jobs – We would sit around talking about them – me and the agency lady – have a cup of tea, and I never get short-listed.

      They just liked to chat about all that stuff –

      July 1, 2011
  7. I really enjoyed reading this. It is so vivid. Do you spend a lot of time crafting your posts? Writing and re-writing? Or do you write this way naturally — as if, for example, it’s already ‘written’ in your head and this is how it comes out on the page?

    Anyway, I’m very glad you like to write about all that stuff…

    July 1, 2011
    • sweat over the words a thousand times, and every now and then give it all up to a stream of words.

      – a story – always a story

      July 1, 2011
  8. Aaawwwwhhhh…I’m on your blogroll.
    Smiling at that. 🙂
    Tank you, tank you, tank you…

    July 2, 2011
    • rip and tear Jo, and howcome I’m getting all these ladies visiting – I’m old enough to be their grandfather, maybe its the adjectives

      July 2, 2011
      • It’s the words dear man – they transcend all else – and the words are worth reading !!

        July 2, 2011
  9. mark inch #

    I’ve enjoyed every bit of writing of yours pb . Thanks.

    July 13, 2011
    • thanks mark, dunno where it comes from this eternal spring of words .. but I’m game

      July 13, 2011

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