Who is this man and WHAT is he doing .. ?
What would YOU make of this image .. ?
– Tomorrow Monday at 5 am US AUS time one of the most feared writers in America will put a coherent explanation online – Blasphemy Rottmouth and his band of pirates also intend attacking this site with fatuous comment and ribald jesting when we put up our possible explanations as to why this funny little man would be pole-dancing on a beach in front of a bunch of kids, two of whom want to be hugged.
Sensitivities will be tested – there will be tears.
The link to BR will be forthcoming at event hour .. .. I’ll just step out of the tent now, I’ll be back in a little while.
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There is so much wrong with that image that I doubt it can be put to words. Yet, we shall see.
Waitaminnit. Tomorrow is Saturday here. I thought we agreed to Sunday, human time… not Aussie time?
“human time… not Aussie time?” Watch your mouth! Sending soap over immediately!
Pete – I think you’re looking at Monday 4 – 5 am your time. Or something like that.
no matter old lad – I’m poised with a tale of human despair and enlightened sexuality – ever heard of Paul ‘ the waiter ‘ Ricca – he is there.
I have not had the privilege of knowing of whom you speak. But I anxiously await with ‘bated breath.
I am going to do something happy and surfy so that the good Doctor Evers will be pleased.
looks like that stupid fuck that owns transworld surf.
joe green .. !!@ ?
geez mate, let’s hope nobody tells him, it could be embarrassing for somebody.
Hey Pete, I don’t think you’re looking too bad for an old bloke. Although don’t the glasses fall off in the upside-down pole-dancing manouvres? Manoovers? I used to be able to spell anything…
one more comment like that young lady and you will be banned for life – the shorts are pretty spunky though, you think ?
Well, if I were to decode them…
” blush “
I’m not sure I should venture back to find out………….
Done and dusted.
St Peter of Bowes, I genuflect your shadow, …but good man,weren’t you the one that issued this challenge?
Blasphemy is obviously successful in that he knows how to make a deadline.
And a brilliant read to boot.
What do we get from the patriarch of surf story?
A delay?
Tsk tsk tsk.
10 am – that’s smoko mike, a sacred time over here – we almost stop breathing (thanks old son)
Chris Cote is just loving life! Can’t hate people for having fun while you aren’t living yours
who said any thing about hate.