Lyon’s big six, the kid, Usman the Muslim, champagne and brown snakes
Nathan Lyons, the Hookinator, clubs a ball out of the Hobart ground in the 5th Test just finished … look for the kid in a white cap and blue top belting out of the ground, he’s thinking that ball is mine!
Pat Cummins, the captain of the Ashes winning side and absolute legend, tells the grog artists in his team to stash their bottles of Moet champagne so Usman Khawaja, the only Muslim in the side can join them for the team pic.
Seen this morning down at the local .. If it’s not tsunamis or sharks, it’s the brown snakes that will get you.